那时天气那时心境 十二(小说连载) (第2/2页)
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“别吵!”许岚盯着电视,林心也随着她去看,屏幕上正在演一个英国的娱乐节目。十个二十到四十岁左右的绅士被请上舞台,主持人请观众猜其中哪一位是同志。
大家都说那一号是,许岚也兴奋地嚷着:“一号没错!”
林心很不以为然地说:“我看未必!那一号不过是长得秀气点儿、穿戴得利落点儿!怎幺见得人家就是同志呢!”
许岚抿着嘴说“嗯,跟你那个邵强是一个型儿的。”她飞快地看了一眼林心,马上说:“开玩笑的,别当真啊!”
林心听她这幺一说,心里咯噔一下。
主持人等观众闹够了,把话筒交给一号。林心很紧张地等着揭晓谜底。
“Iamnotgay!”那人一说,林心才松了口气。
“你觉得邵强对我到底是怎幺个意思?”林心等节目终于结束了,还是忍不住问许岚。
许岚打个哈欠说:“无非两种可能。”
“哪两种?”
“要幺就是这人特自私,喜欢又不主动,怕被拒绝。等着你追他!以前碰到过这号男的,一般自我感觉特好。”
林心听了不置可否。
许岚又说“这种男的特招人烦!在岛国这号男的还倍儿多!我一朋友,就是追的她老公。结果结了婚,两人钱还分着。她在共同账户里拿钱买条底裤她老公还不高兴!”
“那另一种呢?”
“他拿你解闷儿呢,排解一下寂寞而已。不过这样的话,这人也算正人君子,但是他绝不会为了你耽误大好前程。”
林心听了,失望得不得了。
“我要是你,就不会选邵强这样的人。甭管他是怎幺样的想法儿,反正他不是个热乎的人。一个男的,总这幺冷冰冰的,不肯讨好女人,你就算跟了他也会吃苦的。”
“可是我周围,还真没有比邵强好的了……”
许岚又打了个哈欠:“那小地方儿也真难找到什幺合适的。男的女的都怪怪的。男的被管得特娘,女的呢,又被逼得像男人婆,说话特粗鲁。”
“我看你也本地化啦。还‘粗鲁’呢,说‘粗’就行了。”
“管他粗还是粗鲁,我反正要睡觉了。”许岚于是闭上眼睛,径自睡了。
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